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Kratos: “Zeus, help my cause and grant me your power!”
Zeus: “Lightning is in that box over there, and by the power of the gods it costs fifty cents!”
Kratos: “Ooh! How much is this table?
Zeus: “By the power of the gods that table is NOT for sale, it is merely there to display the things that ARE for sale. Like that nice lamp there. Three dollars for that lamp.”
Kratos, “I can not defeat my enemies with a lamp-”
Zeus: “And you could with a table?”
Kratos: “Better than a lamp. Fine, well, I’ll take the lightning, and how much are these cups?”
Zeus: “By the power of the gods I will give you them all for 3 bucks.”
Kratos: “Deal! Now to destroy Ares!”